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Tuesday, March 23, 2010 11:10 PM
When you blog, you blog about things that're happening in your life, right? Yet you wonder why I'm not blogging.
That's because there is nothing a-happenin' in the sleepy, dazy neighbourhood of Xtine. The people are all in their tiny houses, smoke from the tiny chimneys lazily drifting into the clear, cloudless sky. All is quiet, except for the occasional caw of nature, a cold but necessary reminder of life's presence.
But it'd be foolish to say nothing is happening. In fact, it's quite the contrary. In their tiny houses live tiny people, who do what they have done just about everyday since April 30th, 1995. Like miniature Oompa-Loompas (yes, Oompa Loompas can go even more miniature), they scramble about tiny pathways, delivering packages of information to and fro, or handling boring deskjobs. It is like a huge Scrabble board with a maze of routes and hubs where the white-collared and blue-collared cohabit.
So if people are working, why isn't there any nett production? Well, there are occasional brain farts on Xtine's part. While a miniscule problem to the mighty lord Xtine, to the miniature Oompa-Loompas, they cause huge cyclones El Nino periods are known for on that Scrabble board. Now, this reduces the efficiency of the people and thus result in the mighty lord Xtine's horrific processing of any information gleaned from lessons. The only known cure for this is to log onto Facebook, and access the information from there. This is currently not feasible. The Oompa-Loompa Mini United Neighbourhood Conference (OLMUN, pronounced oll-mern) aims to produce a resolution which can fix this.
Which also explains why I may be silent on many issues, but the O-Ls are really trying their best to fix up the damage and process the information in a way that it will be palatable to the people around me (i.e. no vulgarities, stuttering, "like"s, "eh"s IMMA LOOKIN' ATCHA SALWA, or absence of craziness). So please consider the O-Ls' plight!
Thank you.
Tuesday, March 23, 2010 11:10 PM
When you blog, you blog about things that're happening in your life, right? Yet you wonder why I'm not blogging.
That's because there is nothing a-happenin' in the sleepy, dazy neighbourhood of Xtine. The people are all in their tiny houses, smoke from the tiny chimneys lazily drifting into the clear, cloudless sky. All is quiet, except for the occasional caw of nature, a cold but necessary reminder of life's presence.
But it'd be foolish to say nothing is happening. In fact, it's quite the contrary. In their tiny houses live tiny people, who do what they have done just about everyday since April 30th, 1995. Like miniature Oompa-Loompas (yes, Oompa Loompas can go even more miniature), they scramble about tiny pathways, delivering packages of information to and fro, or handling boring deskjobs. It is like a huge Scrabble board with a maze of routes and hubs where the white-collared and blue-collared cohabit.
So if people are working, why isn't there any nett production? Well, there are occasional brain farts on Xtine's part. While a miniscule problem to the mighty lord Xtine, to the miniature Oompa-Loompas, they cause huge cyclones El Nino periods are known for on that Scrabble board. Now, this reduces the efficiency of the people and thus result in the mighty lord Xtine's horrific processing of any information gleaned from lessons. The only known cure for this is to log onto Facebook, and access the information from there. This is currently not feasible. The Oompa-Loompa Mini United Neighbourhood Conference (OLMUN, pronounced oll-mern) aims to produce a resolution which can fix this.
Which also explains why I may be silent on many issues, but the O-Ls are really trying their best to fix up the damage and process the information in a way that it will be palatable to the people around me (i.e. no vulgarities, stuttering, "like"s, "eh"s IMMA LOOKIN' ATCHA SALWA, or absence of craziness). So please consider the O-Ls' plight!
Thank you.