Toilet poems!
Saturday, January 16, 2010 5:58 PM

Poems found in the toilet. Interesting.

Here I lie in stinky vapour,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my
finger .

Here I sit
Broken hearted.
Tried to shit
But, only farted .

Someone who had a different experience wrote:

You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shat my pants!

Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets.

I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think .

There are also people who come in for a different purpose....

Some come here to sit and think.
Some come here to shit and stink.
But, I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls.....

Toilet's walls also double as job advertisement space... (written high upon the wall)


If you can piss above this line,
The Fire Department wants you.


Ministry of Environment advertisement.
We aim to please!
You aim too! Please


On the inside of a toilet door:
Patrons are requested to
remain seated throughout the entire performance.