Blueberry Cheesesticks!
Monday, November 2, 2009 6:42 PM
THEY'RE LIKE THESE STICKS OF JOY WITH FAT CHUNKS OF BLUEBERRY IN THEM
AND THEY TASTE LIKE HEAVEN ON STEROIDS
OR MAYBE USAIN BOLT
AND WHEN YOU BITE INTO THEM RAINBOWS SHOOT INTO THE AIR AND BURST INTO FIREWORKS
AND AND
AND
YOU CAN EVEN USE THEM AS SPONGES TO CLEAN YOUR PORTABLE PORTALOOS
AND WHEN YOU'RE DONE ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS TOSS IT IN YOUR MOUTH
IT'S LIKE, THE MOST AWESOMEST ROCKET-POWERED PORTALOO-CLEANING HEAVENLY-TASTING MICHAEL JACKSON MICKEY MOUSE SPONGE-STICK IN THE UBER HUGE GALAXY UNIVERSE WORLD URANUS!
YES BOYS AND GIRLS.
IT'S EVEN BETTER THAN... SPONGEBOB.
SHUN THE NON-BELIEVERS!
SHHHHHHHHHHHUN!!!
BUT WAIT!
THERE'S MORE AWEZUMZ!
AT THE END OF THE RAINBOWZ IN THE SKY THERE'S A BIG OL' POT OF
GOLDEN TURD!!!!
Monday, November 2, 2009 6:42 PM
THEY'RE LIKE THESE STICKS OF JOY WITH FAT CHUNKS OF BLUEBERRY IN THEM
AND THEY TASTE LIKE HEAVEN ON STEROIDS
OR MAYBE USAIN BOLT
AND WHEN YOU BITE INTO THEM RAINBOWS SHOOT INTO THE AIR AND BURST INTO FIREWORKS
AND AND
AND
YOU CAN EVEN USE THEM AS SPONGES TO CLEAN YOUR PORTABLE PORTALOOS
AND WHEN YOU'RE DONE ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS TOSS IT IN YOUR MOUTH
IT'S LIKE, THE MOST AWESOMEST ROCKET-POWERED PORTALOO-CLEANING HEAVENLY-TASTING MICHAEL JACKSON MICKEY MOUSE SPONGE-STICK IN THE UBER HUGE GALAXY UNIVERSE WORLD URANUS!
YES BOYS AND GIRLS.
IT'S EVEN BETTER THAN... SPONGEBOB.
SHUN THE NON-BELIEVERS!
SHHHHHHHHHHHUN!!!
BUT WAIT!
THERE'S MORE AWEZUMZ!
AT THE END OF THE RAINBOWZ IN THE SKY THERE'S A BIG OL' POT OF
GOLDEN TURD!!!!
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