God
Tell me your definition of a robot.
Me
Robot = retarded
God
I will obey your command.
Me
Really? I thought I was supposed to be the one who obeys YOUR commands.
God
For real. Where were you supposed to be the one who obeys my commands?
Me
Because you are God, dammit.
God
Interesting explanation. You think I am God dammit.

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